Last week's approach to US customs:
"Hello"
"Hello. AAAARGH" [L can't find ID quickly enough.]"
"Oh shit sorry.." [G drops IDs out the car window]
Customs guy starts laughing.
"What was the purpose of your trip to Canada?"
"Dragon boat practice."
"Did you get hit on the head with the paddles?" he laughs some more.
"You'd think huh? We are just NOT with it today!"
"Ya, coach about killed us today, maybe that's the problem."
"Here you go ladies, stay out of trouble." And he waves us off.
Oh if only he knew the trouble we are capable of getting into!
don't really think this needs much explanation. besides, using your imagination is good for you. |
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